This Week In Celebrity Tweets : Friday 21st June Edition

After a couple of weeks away from the twittersphere, the celebrity tweets have built up like post on a doormat. So after sifting through the junk mail, here are our favourite tweets from the last two weeks. Warning: they’re real good.

Did you keep a straight face when Simon Cowell tweeted this little gem?! Nah, we didn’t either. You can’t say that Britain doesn’t have talent. In fact, that egg throwing girl was very talented. Her aim looked impeccable. Don’t you think Simon?

I don’t think eggs should be allowed on talent shows. Discuss?

— Simon Cowell (@SimonCowell) June 9, 2013

We can always count on Zoe Saldana to be all philosophical and, seeing as Shawshank is perhaps one of the best films ever made, this tweet deserved to be repeated.

“Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.” — The Shawshank Redemption

— Zoe Saldana (@zoesaldana) June 14, 2013

Chris Evans on the rare and elusive beast that is summer. No jacket, jumper, cardi OR COAT? What were you thinking Evans? Mad man.

T shirt ! No jacket, jumper, cardi or coat !! Summer 2013, whilst stocks last. Please read small print for terms an conditions

— Chris Evans (@achrisevans) June 19, 2013

Yes gals, we gotta police those food pics already! Don’t you just love Dax Shepard?

Gals, we gotta police ourselves with the number of food pics we’re posting. Let’s stay below 25%.

— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) June 18, 2013

The bracelet test is the most effective.

Fact: I only weigh myself on rusty scales in foreign countries. Otherwise, I go by how my bracelets are fitting.

— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) June 12, 2013

It’s safe to say that the entire world cried a little upon the announcement of the Kimye baby name. Kat Dennings went one step further and actually died.